I wouldn't touch that squirrels nuts! It will make him crazy!

Thanks to Love is Sweeter than Reason my life is now several minutes shorter. If anybody makes it past 3 reps please let me know if there is anything else to see.

Fortunately I believe I earned several bonus minutes of life through voluminous laughter watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory on Saturday night. Ever sit in a theater and notice that you and your spouse/date/friends are the only ones laughing at some of the jokes (and you are not high)?