"News" for the challenged

I saw this on Tom Tommow's blog and I just had to share. This is a real headline on Yahoo news.

U.S. ice cream sales soar along with temperatures By Nichola Groom and Rasha Elass

People like icecream when it's hot! Holly shit! Not only that, but it took two people to write the article. Perhaps this is a program by Yahoo to provide opportunities to people with lower abilities? Maybe they are like Yahoo's little urban achievers. They could probably spin a division off to compete with Fox.