Thanks to the folks at Daily Candy, I now know abot the existence of strapless G-string undies! These are apparently meant for those time when barely any undies are just too much, but commando is not quite enough. Just think, if Britney, or Lindsay Lohan, or Cameron Diaz wore these, only a few hundred people would know what there bajingo looks like, instead of several million.
Additionally, I think these are an innovative solution to a couple of problems for the ladies:
- No more VPL,
- No more thongs that always ride up in back resulting in undies peeking out of your slacks, and
- Virtually impossible to be given a wedgie while wearing these (now that's peace of mind).
I am just imagining the instance where the adhesive lets go when wearing a skirt and all of a sudden a stranger is tapping you on the shoulder and saying "Excuse me miss, but you seem to have lost your.....underwear!?" Talk about a faux pas.