Monday, September 26, 2005

Hurricane 2005: Revenge of the Fetus!

This just left me too flabergasted to not post on it. There are nut jobs out there claiming that their god is punshing abortionists using hurricanes, and to prove it they have produced maps in which they demonstrate that Katrina looked like a fetus (thanks to Tom Tomorrow for the link).



It's funny that these people believe that their god is so subtle. Pat Robertson claimed that 911 happened because of their god's anger about homosexual marriages, and these people say Katrina (and assumably Rita) are his revenge for abortions. You would think that things would be a little clearer from a divine message. I just haven't really seen any of these signs, so I could really use something a bit more clear. Couldn't we get a stone tablet with the hurricane? What about maybe turning the abortion doctors to pillars of salt?

What other signs have we been given that people haven't figured out yet? Maybe the quagmire in Iraq is gods punishment for the Bush administrations pride and avarice.

7 comments:

greyguitar said...

Well, I'm just having a hard time deciphering the fetus. heh.

But not to be outdone, apparently ants are now sending us divine signs also.

http://en.rian.ru/society/20050920/41446765.html

Perhaps there are more signs than meets the eyes. Speaking of, excuse me, a leaf just fell into a puddle of rainwater near my office window. I need to go inspect it!

mandy said...

"Divine messages made by ants..." Love it! Did you find any messages? :)

greyguitar said...

Nope! Unless the erratic pattern of aphids on the leaf was a sign that I missed. I'm still slightly aloof in the divine signs department.

countjrg said...

God's wrath? That's silly! Anyone with half a brain KNOWS that these hurricanes are a result of global warming!

mandy said...

Ha ha. You're funny.

Bodie said...

For all of those people that believe this is really a sign of some silly deities wrath I would love to hear what the Rita shape means he is angry about. Most of the pictures I have seen either look like an orifice or a breast.

Almostgrace said...

This makes me want to retroactively abort myself.