M: two scientists and a puppy walk into a bar...

It's true! Two out of two scientists agree:

• Toothpaste tubes are magical. When you think you are done, you're not. Scientists have had toothpaste tubes they thought were empty but actually lasted at least another few weeks. Where does the toothpaste come from? Science cannot explain it.
• GWB is a retarted monkey.
• Scrubs is one of the funniest, most underrated shows on TV. (As well as AD.)
• The Tick (the original cartoon version) ought to be offered on DVD.
• The sun should not set at 4:18 PM. That is just wrong.

See? It's science. No one can argue with that.

And I think it's high time for a puppy.