What I learned from TV tonite.
Do not bring a morbidly obese man on a TV treasure hunt show. Crazy I know. When you were watching the Indiana Jones movies weren't you always thinking "Gosh Indy sure would be better off with a 400 lb sidekick"? Especially one that can't swim and isn't super good at puzzles either.
I learned this on Treasure Hunt, the latest and greatest in reality TV.