things I learned today...
- Getting really excited about getting free tickets to see David Sedaris makes you feel old.
- But not as old as when you realize just how bummed you are that you didn't get the tickets.
- Leaving a two-year old alone in the living room with crayons and a coloring book is a good way to buy some time to cook dinner.
- When a two-year-old is alone in the living room with crayons and a coloring book and things get very quiet, trouble is afoot.
- Thankfully, washable crayons are indeed washable.
- When you have a craving for an iceberg lettuce salad with ranch dressing, greenleaf lettuce and Whole Foods ranch dressing doesn't cut it.
- Whole Foods ranch dressing is a poor excuse for ranch.
- New 90210? Horrible excuse for a show.
- Apparently now anytime someone mentions lipstick, it is a direct attack on Sarah Palin. (Except when a republican says it, of course.)
- Lance Armstrong is one crazy guy.
- I should never have introduced my co-workers to IM.
What did you learn today?
1 comment:
I'm so, so glad that the crayons were washable!!
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